Some people just want to laugh and not take life too seriously, especially in a world that can constantly kill one’s spirit. That’s why these corny pick up lines are the best way to win someone over. Stop trying too hard to say the right thing and just say something silly and funny.
Show your date that you have a lame but charming sense of humor that will make them want to spend more time with you. Or use these pickup lines to spice up a mundane conversation.
Here are 100 corny pick up lines that will make someone laugh and smile.
Pick Up Lines For When You Are Discussing Celebrities And Pop Culture
Are you Taylor Swift? Because you’ve got that red lip classic thing that I like.
Are you a Jedi? Because Yoda one for me!
Are you Harry Potter? Because you’re a keeper.
Is your name Ariana? Because you make my heart sing “Thank U, Next.”
Are you a vampire? Because you make my heart race and my pulse quicken.
Are you Wonder Woman? Because you’re my hero.
Are you Cinderella? Because you’ve left me spellbound.
Are you a new, best selling book? Because I can’t put you down.
Are you a movie ticket? Because I want to take you to the cinema.
Is your name Angelina? Because you’ve got me Jolie-ing for you.
Pick Up Lines To Liven Up A Conversation About Careers
Are you a banker? Because you’ve got my interest!
Are you an artist? Because you color my world.
Are you a chef? Because you’re cooking up some serious chemistry.
Are you a librarian? Because I can’t help but check you out.
Are you a heart surgeon? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
Are you a gardener? Because you make my heart bloom.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space, but I’d like to explore yours.
Are you a teacher? Because I want to learn everything about you.
Are you an engineer? Because you’ve built a bridge to my heart.
Are you a firefighter? Because you’re smokin’ hot!
Sweet Pick Up Lines To Use On A Single Parent
Is your name ‘Supermom/Dad’? Because you’re doing an incredible job raising kids and still looking amazing.
Are you a single parent? Because you’ve already proven you can handle anything life throws your way, and I’d love to be a part of your journey.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my child again?
Are you a single parent? Well, you’ve definitely mastered the art of multitasking, and I’m here to add some joy to your busy life.
Is your heart as big as your love for your child? Because I’d love to be a part of it.
Are you a single parent? Because you’ve got all the qualities I’m looking for in a partner – responsibility, love, and a great sense of humor.
If we were a family board game, I’d choose you as my partner for life.
You’ve already proven you can handle the toughest job in the world—parenting. Can I be your partner in crime?
Being a single parent must be challenging, but you make it look easy. Can I make your life a little more enjoyable?
I may not have kids of my own, but I’d love the chance to be a positive influence in both your life and your child’s life.
These Gross Pick Up Lines Seem Insulting At First, But Are Actually Quite Sweet
Are you a garbage can? Because I want to take you out.
Are you a compost heap? Because you make my heart go green with envy.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your name Mold? Because you’ve grown on me.
Are you a trash compactor? Because you just crushed my heart.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you, and it’s getting dirty.
Are you a sewer? Because you’re the only thing running through my mind.
Is your name Gasoline? Because you’ve ignited a spark in my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and it’s making me nauseous.
Are you a dentist? Because I’d like to floss with you… or something.
The Corniest And Cringiest, Classic Pick Up Lines
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I’m afraid of getting burned.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… on Facebook.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again… and again… and again?
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Can you take a picture with me? I want to prove to my friends that angels are real.
Corny Pick Up Lines To Let Someone Know They Are Attractive
Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘gorgeous’?
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a strong connection.
Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple’.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You must be a masterpiece, because every time I look at you, I’m in awe.
Pricelessly Corny Pick Up Lines
Are you rich? Because you look like a million bucks.
Is your name Cash? Because you’re making me feel wealthy with your presence.
Are you a credit card? Because you’ve got ‘fine print’ written all over you.
Are you an ATM? Because whenever I’m with you, I feel like I’m making a withdrawal… from the bank of love.
Is your name Gold? Because you’re worth your weight in it.
If you were a coin, you’d be a ‘perfect ten.’
Are you the lottery? Because you make me feel rich.
Are you a stock market? Because I can’t predict my feelings for you – they keep going up.
Is your name Bill? Because you’re worth a million to me.
Are you a tax return? Because you just made my day.
Corny Pick Up Lines To Make Gen Z Laugh
Are you a meme? Because you’ve gone viral in my heart.
Do you have a Snapchat? Because I’d love to start a streak with you.
Is your name TikTok? Because you’ve had my attention for 15 seconds.
Even without wifi I would never get bored around you.
If you were a tweet, you’d be trending at the top of my feed.
Are you a Snapchat filter? Because you make everything look better.
Your personality is as colorful as your Instagram feed.
Are you a Gen Z? Because you’re changing the game in my heart.
If we were Bitmojis, our relationship would be ‘Best Friends Forever.’
Do you have a Discord? Because I’d love to chat and level up with you.
Pick Up Lines With Corny, Millennial Humor
Are you a Netflix series? Because I could binge-watch you all weekend.
Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we give Tinder a try?
If you were a Vine, I’d loop you over and over again.
Are you a smartphone? Because I can’t imagine life without you.
If we were emojis, we’d be the perfect match: 😍🔥🚀.
Do you have a favorite ’90s song? Because I think we’d make a great duet.
Are you a Game Boy? Because I want to play with you all night.
If we were a podcast, we’d be the top-rated love story of the year.
Are you a millennial? Because you’ve got the keys to my heart and the Wi-Fi password.
Is your name Spotify? Because you’ve got the playlist of my dreams.
Corny Pick Up Lines For The Inevitable Conversation About Pets
Are we playing Fetch? Because you’ve just stolen my heart.
Are you a cat? Because you’ve clawed your way into my thoughts.
If you were a dog, you’d be a purebred, because you’re perfect.
Do you have a pet? Because I can see us being the ‘purrfect’ couple.
Are you a treat? Because I’m begging for you.
If you were a fish, you’d be ‘fin-tastic’ in my book.
I can really feel a bark between us
Are you a squirrel? Because you’re making me nuts.
If we were both dogs at the park, we’d be the ones sniffing each other’s tails.
Do you have a pet? Because I’d love to meet them and maybe steal some of their cuddles.